A GREAT BIG HUG
No moving parts, no batteries.
No monthly payments and no fees;
Inflation proof, non-txable,
In fact, it's quite relaxable;
It can't be stoen, won't pollute,
One size fits all, do not dilute.
It uses little energy,
But yields results enormously.
Relieves your tension and your stress,
Invigorte your happiness;
Combats depression, makes you beam,
And elevates your self eteem!
Your circulation it corrects,
Without unpleasant side effects it is,
I think, the perfect drug;
May I prescribe, my friend,..the hug!