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DIRECTIONS TO GOD'S HOUSE

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Author Unknown

1. First of all, WHOSOEVER will, must make a U-turn on the "Road of Repentance."

2. Then make a Right onto "Believeth Blvd."

3. Keep Straight and go through the Green Light which is Jesus Christ.

4. From there, you must turn onto the "Bridge of Faith," which is over troubled water.

5. When you get off the bridge, make a Right turn and Keep Straight. You are on the "King's Highway" - Heaven-bound!

6. Keep going for three miles: One for the Father, One for the Son, and One for the Holy Ghost.

7. Then exit off onto "Grace Blvd." From there, make a Right turn on"Gospel Lane."

8. Keep Straight and then make another RIGHT on "Prayer Blvd."

9. As you go on your way, yield not to the traffic on "Temptation Ave." Also, avoid "SIN STREET" because it is a DEAD END. Pass up "Envy Drive,"and "Hate Avenue." Also, pass "Hypocrisy Street," "Gossiping Lane" and "Backbiting Blvd."

10. But you have to go down "Long suffering Lane," "Persecution Blvd.," and "Trials and Tribulations Avenue."

11. From there, make another Right onto "Peace Street." Keep Straight and you will come to the parking lot of "Immortality." It's alright to park there.



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